Hmmm.600 miles and not in the USA, eh? Then my educated guess would be Canada. And not even Bobert cantranscribe a Southern USA accent that bad, so I'm guessing that you must be a Canadian, possibly a college professor (belles lettres?, journalist, author or other form of wordcrafter. And patient, yes very patient with this bad ol' vixon who can't get her repentant donkey in gear and get on the 'Cat to guess who you even are! Wicked, wicked vixan to treat her beloved Secret Santa so, and they being so kind too! Did I mention patient? Howowel! Ba-Woooh! (repentant vixin) Love, Mary