I'm sure I would love to be greeted with......"Hi Mike, you have won £100.000 on the premium bonds".

Liz the Squeak.....Hi honey, don't know whether you look gorgeous or not but if someone says hello sexy...even if it's on the phone, you must have something.
So Hi Liz, you look "wonderful tonight" (Good title for a song I reckon...how about it Eric Clapton?)
Best wishes, Mike.