Relax, my dear, Santa hasn't forgotten you. It has been a little busy here at the workshop, but just this week I had messengers dispatch your bundle with the promise that it would be there within seven spins of the globe. By the 14th, they say, they will place these goodies in your own two hands!

Frazzled Santa (looking forward to the 26th and kicking back with a nice Reisling and a plate of smoked salmon--you can keep the cookies and milk!)