TODAY'S MONDAY

Today's Monday, what day's Monday, Monday's washing day
Is everybody happy? You bet your life we are!

Today's Tuesday, what day's Tuesday, Tuesday's lentil soup
Monday's washing day
Is everybody happy? You bet your life we are!

Today's Wednesday, what day's Wednesday, Wednesday is roast-a beef.
Tuesday's lentil soup
Monday's washing day
Is everybody happy? You bet your life we are!

Today's Thursday, what day's Thursday, Thursday is shepherd's pie
Wednesday's roast-a beef
Tuesday's lentil soup
Monday's washing day
Is everybody happy? You bet your life we are!

Today's Friday, what day's Friday, Friday's fish & chips,
Thursday's shepherd's pie
Wednesday is roast-a beef,
Tuesday's lentil soup,
Monday's washing day,
Is everybody happy? You bet your life we are!

Today's Saturday, what day's Saturday, Saturday's payday
Friday is fish & chips,
Thursday's shepherd's pie,
Wednesday's roast-a beef,
Tuesday's lentil soup,
Monday's washing day,
Is everybody happy? You bet your life we are!

(very gently)Today's Sunday, what day's Sunday, Sunday's go to church...
(fast)Saturday's payday,
Friday's fish & chips,
Thursday's shepherd's pie,
Wednesday's roast-a beef,
Tuesday's lentil soup,
Monday's washing day,
(slow)Is everybody happy? You bet you life we aaaaare!