Guest 12.37---Read it four minutes ago---just now stopped laughing. I'll be home in Scotland to hide in the lavvies over Christmas and Ne-erday.
"Barman! there's a wee fly in ma whusky"!
"So sorry sir, I'll get you a replacement!"
"Och no---it's only that its wee feet are still touching the bottom!"
Aye --the English pubs serve whiskies as "wee" as that!!