I almost typed: Champagne Carole's Secret Satan! AACK! Freudian slip?

I don't like this game or that site. BOO.

I want to only have the Pirate Name site. Every day shpuld be Talk Like a Pirate Day. You don't see any National or International Talk like one of Santa's Elves Day do you? or Satan's Elves as the case may be? Nooooooo. Elves are SO over! Pirates are the new elves just like Square is the new black (if you believe the hype over at the Chiclets Website)

Pirates should deliver presents on Christams..we'd all get better stuff, wouldn't we? Pieces of 8, big fat emeralds - wenches. bring on the Pirates says I..fire the lucky tumbleflump-horny toes crowd...I want an elf named Peg-leg Pierce.