I've been on the southside now two decades and a hoff,
you can tell the way I'm talking that I've became a toff;
this only goes to show how one lives and learns
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Unfortunately, I can only remember the final two words of this verse, which are:
"Newting Mearns" - which is an exaggerated mock-polite way of saying "Newton Mearns", a well-heeled suburb south of Glasgow.