Some "Fat Chance" cards:

Disgruntled former employee of Diebold threatens to blow the whistle on election fraud. Pay 5 million dollars hush money.

Osama Bin Laden surrenders to Canadian troops in Afganistan. Pay costs of $500,000 to have them all bombed.

Old friend from prominent Saudi Arabian family sends Christmas present of 1 million dollars.

Michael Moore is caught by LA police in a compromising situation with a prostitute. Pay costs of $50,000.00 for impromptu Oval Office party.

Unspecified holiday comes around again. Fly directly to Iraq to "be with the troops". Pay 100 million dollars security costs. But go ahead and pass "GO". Who's gonna stop you?