I've got nofink against Christmas. It's a good time for eatin and drinkin one's self into a state of stupefaction and generally engagin in excess of every sort. It's a safety valve. Wifout Christmas we might face bloody revolution becuz people would experience a build up of tension and 'ostility and it would explode into violence. That's my take on it.

Be that as it may I would favour a national "Bugger Off!" Day bein established so's to further reduce pent up feelings. I suggest a date around mid-January for Bugger Off! Day. One would go about tellin other people to bugger off in no uncertain terms and be able to do it wifout a bad conscience or otehr repercussions.

We could follow that wif "UP YOURS! Day", to be held in late February. Late February is a hellish time of year, and people need some relief at that time.

Imagine the pleasure of bein able to freely tell traffic police, the landlord, the vicar...or even the Queen...to BUGGER OFF! on that special day in January. And then tellin' em all "UP YOURS!" in late February.

And it would not require spendin a dime.

By the bye, I 'ave a special announcement comin' up soon, so wait for it!