Bride Judy and I are being asked what we want for xmas. This year, we found it easier to list those things we do NOT want for xmas. Here's my list ... what's yours?

1. A new wife.
2. Anything requiring batteries.
3. More cats.
4. Any fashion item.
5. Any modern music.
6. Any club membership.
7. A call from President bush.
8. A call from my doctor.
9. A cwll phone.