Olive, you are a genius! Until then, we'll have to settle for telling the Xmas cheerers to Bugger Off! But let's save the "Up Yours" for Valentine's Day!

Donuel--thanks for belly laugh! You are right, there are so few of those sorts of holidays. But they've got their dates on that blessed event in the tavern all wrong! But don't tell the worshippers that, it just makes them all the more grimly jolly.