1 a spot on my chest Xray
2 a letter from the IRS
3 another staff member telling me she is pregnant and will only be   off for 12 weeks then things will get back to normal
4 a rash
5 any Disco music
6 an electric jar lid remover, eggscrambler or any of the other completely stupid kitchen inventions that miraculously appear a month before Christmas on TV
7 another membership to fruitcake of the month club
8 another coffee table book like"Legends of Miniature Golf" or "The most quaint villages in Botswana."
9 electric thong warmer ( although I am working to release this item for infomercials in Oct 2005 so keep an eye out forit, would be a great gift for Gramma.
10 another letter from Oaklet pleading for contributions for yet another sex change operation (pick a sex, Oaklet, and get happy)