This was recently posted to me (probably made the rounds before) but in view of the Stupid Questions thread, I felt it was worth posting here.

Rana

All Time Dumbest Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists > -------------------------------------------------------- > Yes, they're ALL TRUE as heard at the information > kiosks manned by Parks Canada staff! > > 1. How do the elk know they're supposed to cross at > the "Elk Crossing" signs? > 2. At what elevation does an elk become a moose? > 3. Tourist: "How do you pronounce 'Elk'?" > Park Information Staff: " 'Elk' " > Tourist: "Oh". > 4. Are the bears with collars tame? > 5. Is there anywhere I can see the bears pose? > 6. Is it okay to keep an open bag of bacon on the picnic > table, or should I store it in my tent? > 7. Where can I find Alpine Flamingos? > 8. I saw an animal on the way to Banff today - could you > tell me what it was? > 9. Are there birds in Canada? > 10. Did I miss the turnoff for Canada? > 11. Where does Alberta end and Canada begin? > 12. Do you have a map of the State of Jasper? > 13. Is this the part of Canada that speaks French, or is > that Saskatchewan? > 14. If I go to B.C., do I have to go through Ontario? > 15. Which is the way to the Columbia Ricefields? > 16. How far is Banff from Canada? > 17. What's the best way to see Canada in a day? > 18. Do they search you at the B.C. border? > 19. When we enter B.C. do we have to convert our money > to British pounds? > 20. Where can I buy a raccoon hat? ALL Canadians own one, > don't they? > 21. Are there phones in Banff? > 22. So it's eight kilometres away... is that in miles? > 23. We're on the decibel system you know. > 24. Where can I get my husband really, REALLY, lost?? > 25. Is that two kilometres by foot or by car? > 26. Don't you Canadians know anything? > 27. Where do you put the animals at night? > 28. Tourist: "How do you get your lakes so blue?" > Park staff: "We take the water out in the winter and > paint the bottom". > Tourist: "Oh!"