The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #76203   Message #1354246
Posted By: Bat Goddess
11-Dec-04 - 04:50 PM
Thread Name: BS: Canine/Cat Conspiracy
Subject: RE: BS: Canine/Cat Conspiracy
Gotta cover the butter -- Sabine only leaves tongue marks on the top of the stick.

My baby sister (age 45) in San Francisco just got her first cat (kitten) yesterday. She called me four times (count 'em, FOUR TIMES) today asking for advice. She's obsessing cuz she doesn't have a degree in Feline Management. (Merde! Feline management, my %#@.) She calls me cuz I have the reputation of knowing how to herd cats. (Right.) Then howcome I've got two felinities of feral extraction (from a looooong line of cousins) who have lived under my roof for four years and yet I've never been able to catch 'em to get them to the vet to be spayed?!?

Ayuh. Cat expert. Right.