Geez. The weather is flippin' awful tonight. It's a good night to stay home and get totally wasted. With that in mind I am gonna crack open another Molson's and turn on the tube.

I have tried to read some of them sonnets, BB, and I have to tell ya...DON'T quit your day job, man! I would write some myself if I thought it would get me some girls, but I ain't some kind of limp-wristed donuthead from lala land goin' on about whatever the flip kind of poetry. You amaze me, man. Get a flippin' life, eh?