"Death is natures way of getting your family off your back."

"Less talk and more synthahol!!!!!!!" --- (Lt. Warf)

"Same old rules. No eyes. No Groin"

"Cold enough to freeze an egg on the sidewalk!"

"A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries!"

"It's not the heat. It's the humanity!"

"Never buy fresh fish from a car with Oklahoma plates!"

"One good turn gets most of the blanket!"

"It's colder than a teacher's wit!!"



(Art Thieme again)