Read all about it ! Read the future news headlines here !

"Shylock Shock - Recently reinstated Lord Chamberlain's censors in on-stage Royal Shakespeare raid."

"Chaucer Cull - Heavy fines for libraries and private owners who fail to comply with 'Canterbury Tales' book-burning."

"Vatican Rag Veto - Tom Lehrer fan from Basildon now safely behind bars. Essex residents sleep safely once more."


Where will it end ? Who is going to decide where the line is drawn ?

- jeanie