The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #76429   Message #1354823
Posted By: Midchuck
12-Dec-04 - 01:56 PM
Thread Name: BS: Great phrases you know and use.
Subject: RE: BS: Great phrases you know and use.
Uglier than Death takin' a shit.

Crazier than a shithouse rat.

That woman was so tall she could stand flat-footed and piss in the radiator of a Chevy pickup. (from H. Allen Smith, R. I. P. - you have to be old enough to remember cars and trucks with radiator caps on the outside of the hoods to understand it)

Infinite metaphors for mental defect and/or derangement:

Two cans shy of a six-pack...

Dumber than a sackfull of hammers...