Garden of Eden: Adam and Eve first meet, discover their differences, and fumblingly learn how to put them to use. Afterwards, Adam is leaning back, smoking a cigarette, when God comes by and says:

"So whow do you like the companion I gave you?"

Adam gushes, "Oh God... she's great! And that thing we did...wow! Thank you, God!"

God asks, "So where is she now?"

"Down in the river, washing."

God says, "Damn it! I'll never get the smell off those fish!"


Cheers,
Michael