Bethlehem. THE stable. A convoy of camels halts, and three Wise Men From The East enter the humble abode, which is aglow with light from a manger.

The first one enters, kneels, and offers gold. The second enters, kneels, and offers frankincense. The third...

...whacks his head against the top of the door frame, which drops him to his knees in pain.

"JESUS CHRIST!!" he yells.

"Quick!" says Mary to Joseph. "Write that down! It's a better name than Irving!"