The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #76429 Message #1355329
Posted By: Liz the Squeak
13-Dec-04 - 02:20 AM
Thread Name: BS: Great phrases you know and use.
Subject: RE: BS: Great phrases you know and use.
On Men: So waddaya want, a medal or a chest to pin it on?
Ah well, dead birds don't fall out of nests (referring to open trouser flies....)
He's a real Action Man (can substitute GI Joe) - realistic hair and no genitals.
On me: I just want the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Let's not talk about being overweight, until I finish having too much to eat.
I'm not bad tempered or violent, and if anyone says I am, I'll flatten them!
On arseholes: (For an office toady - cribbed from 'Red Dwarf') So is it the full church do or just a simple ceremony for you two then?
Oh, it's just like a willy but smaller.
On looks: A face like an arsehole with teeth - also heard as 'when God gave you teeth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole!
Face like a slapped arse.
Arse like a slapped face.... for those less than pert buttocks....
Looks like a double bagger to me.... one for her head and one for your head, in case hers falls off....
A bit R.A.F. Rough as F&%k. A person of less than attractive visage.
Who needs a six pack when I've got an entire barrel?
Is it time for my medication or yours?
I'm the only sane one here, and I've the certificate to prove it!
LTS