The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #76429 Message #1355462
Posted By: ossonflags
13-Dec-04 - 06:39 AM
Thread Name: BS: Great phrases you know and use.
Subject: RE: BS: Great phrases you know and use.
1.said about a man with a black eye;"he was talking when he should have been listening"
2. Minding mice at crossroads;
3. if I was any better I could'nt handle it
4. he smells like a shit smugglers haversack
and my favourite one for hecklers; " we have just had a phone call from your village, they are missing an idiot!!"