I heard this one a while back about the Rev. Ian Paisley:
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Ian Paisley (from the pulpit):

And yers'll all be cast doin' inta hell whar thor'll be a great weepin' and a gnashin' o' teeth

Up speaks an old woman in the front row:

But I havna got any teeth...

Paisley (booming>:

TEETH WULL BE PROVIDED!!!
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moo