Too obscene - Check the DT lyric search (first page upperlefthand side) - It'll fit right in here - (tried "meningitis" to help cheerup the kindly and conscientious Mr. Seed....)

Along the same line was, "Verily, verily the Lord said unto Moses, come forth, but Moses came fifth, forwhich the Children of Israel threw camel turds at him, for in those days BS was not known." This is an old classic that goes for several minutes....not music but verse.