A Jesuit and a Benedictine were eating lunch together. After lunch, they found out that there was only a single piece of chocolate cake for dessert. Feeling charitable, they each decide to share it. The Jesuit splits the cake and takes the larger piece for himself.
The Benedictine, watching him, says, "If I were you, I would have taken the smaller piece."
Replies the Jesuit, "What are you complaining about, then?"