The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #76403 Message #1355755
Posted By: Amos
13-Dec-04 - 01:08 PM
Thread Name: BS: What I do NOT want for xmas!
Subject: RE: BS: What I do NOT want for xmas!
A lavendar tuutuu with little killer whale appliques on it.
A quart of genuine bull sperm, room-temperature.
A blue-haired wig with built-in tinfoil "beam-foiling" capabilities hidden inside.
A hardwood letter opener with a pop-top remover built into the handle.
A plywood guitar which only stays in tune for one chord at a time.