Dear Paul,

Thou protests too much, I fear.

You should know by now that both Kat and I have a habit of standing around with fire extinguishers in our hands.

Of course you can express your thoughts any way you want to. I think Kat and I both just want everyone to 'keep it above the belt' and 'out of the cow pies,' that's all. (And Kat, if I'm speaking out of turn here on your part, put the red thingy down and I'll go for my mop bucket).

Respectfully, Áine