Hello everyone,

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Below is a traditional bawdy song titled:  'The Street of a Thousand Assholes'       

Do you sing this song?  If yes, to what tune?  Where & when did you learn it?

If you know this song -- or any bawdy songs -- would you please consider doing a telephone interview with me for folkloristic purposes?   If you would like more information, you can send me an email me at john@mehlberg.com

Any help is appreciated.

Sincerely,

John Mehlberg
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My, mostly traditional, bawdy songs, toasts and recitations website: www.immortalia.com
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THE STREET OF A THOUSAND ARSE HOLES
[tune - unknown]

In the Street of a Thousand Arse Holes
Heath the sign of swinging tit,
There lived a Chinese maiden
By the name of U-Flung-Shit.

CHORUS:

Her greasy twot
Was always hot,
U-Flung-Shit,
her name, her name,
U-Flung-Shit her name.

She sat beneath the joss sticks
With a smile of celestial bliss,
Her breath like scented lotus,
Her eyes like pools of piss.

She thought of her lover, the bastard,
She thought of her pox ridden beaux,
She thought of the scores she'd had on the floors,
When up walked Won-Hung-Low.

"Oh come to me, you bag of shit."
He cried with tits in hand,
"My love for you will last for hours
Like ice upon the burning sand."

She raised herself on her starboard tit,
And gave her tits a tweak,
With smiles in her eyes she stared at him
And said, "Go shit a Peke."

He clutched his tool with calloused hand
And beat it on the walls,
Removed his hat and trampled that
Then danced upon his balls.

At length with anger screaming out
He pissed himself with spleen.
He went and shit and stamped in it,
His scrotum turned quite green.

His anger quickly mastered him,
He felt with fury black,
She stood on him and bared her quim
And pissed on the bugger's back.

The Chinese maiden now is gone;
No longer does she sit,
In the Street of a Thousand Arse Holes
By the sign of the swinging tit.

Notes: Alternate title 'In Crawled One-Hung-Low'.  This text is from pgs 6-7 of FATHER RUGBY REVEALS (1976) edited & in part written by Jackie Martin.  This version is of British origin as it uses ARSE hole and the tune is not listed.  This song is generally known as a recitation.  It can be found recited on Mack McCormick's UNEXPURGATED FOLK SONGS OF MEN lp (1960) and it is listed as a recitation in online Hash House Hymnals.