Spaw, certain people believed you were having another medical adventure. I said, "No, he's just being aloof." "You mean he's in the shower a lot?" "No, I said again, that's a 'LOOFA'." I'm not sure they believed me. (About you being aloof, not what it meant.) Seriously, I've only remembered I have a sense of humor for maybe a couple of months now.

Bee-dubya, it's been my experience that once somebody gets a pickle up their wazoo, it isn't going to come out again without a case of WD-40 and a crowbar.