Dear Santa. None of the following, thanks:
Socks
Handkerchiefs
Cardigans (I'm not dead yet)
Baileys (still got a part bottle festering away somewhere, I need METAXAS!)
Anything Xmas-themed , "amusing" or novelty that I'll just take down the charity shop later
Quiz books. I last ran a quiz about 8 years ago and have no plans to do more
Ties (I'm RETIRED, dammit)
Long sleeved shirts (see above)
Aftershave: it brings me out in a rash

RtS