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Thread #76475 Message #1356354
Posted By: mooman
14-Dec-04 - 04:31 AM
Thread Name: BS: Jokes about politicians banned.
Subject: RE: BS: Jokes about politicians banned.
Also on a medical theme: ________________________
Medical science has now progressed to the point that brain transplants are possible....
A businessman who's brain is in serious need of replacement due to the excesses associated with his job goes to his neurosurgeon who shows him the range and price of what's available:
"This one was the brain of an astrophysicist. A fine logical brain, only $20,000..."
"Hmmm...OK"
"And this one was the brain of a famous philosopher. Creative and freethinking. A snip at only $30,000..."
"OK...what about that one over there? That looks in good condition. How much is that?"
"Oh...that's $2,000,000 Mr Smith. It's very special. It was the brain of a politician!"
"That's preposterous! Why is it so expensive!"
"It's never been used..." ________________________