Arrhhh..you've 'ad it Cutie freakin' Berry Tinsel!

Twas you what poisoned our brother Victor in Urkraine. he was gonta be our secret draft choice for the Football match an yooze spied it out, put 'im out of commision early, ya did.

Elves..whatta sneaky lot.

We'll let ol' Eric O'Viking 'ave at Kylie and Celine and see how they likes THAT. They'll be warbling for Dioxin in THEIR soup before he's finished wiff 'em.

Hardee harr har

Yer time is Nigh! Prepare to be Boarded!

Peg Leg Pierce
Co-Chair of the Pirates Versus Elves 2004 Committee