The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #76111   Message #1356623
Posted By: GUEST,Mingulay
14-Dec-04 - 10:42 AM
Thread Name: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too....
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern too....
I trust that bus is fitted with all the statutory safety devices necessary for the carriage of rubber wildfowl. To whit, harnesses, belts, nets or other equipment to restrain the said ducks in the event of collision and sufficient seating for said ducks. Are the ducks accompanied by a suitably qualified duckherd? Are they to be issued with high visibility reflective jackets for use during herding?

Love the song MMario, is it based on personal experience?

The squid returns to the tavern muttering about union rates and overwork. Multifooted shouldn't have to mean multitasking and now he's lost his voice shouting at ducks.