Dear Mr. Finger,

Your Secret Santa has authorised me to assure you that Present v.1.0 is indeed on its way to you. She or he also assures me that it is something which you have expressed a desire for to someone somewhere at sometime, which desire was leaked to your personal Secret Santa. He or she has also been told that you will enjoy the cows.

Present 2.0 will be sent to you, I am also told, just as soon as your Secret Santa can obtain sufficient cocoons.

I remain, Mr. Finger,

Sincerely yours,

(signed)

Andrew Ulysess Edward Lemington V, QC, OBE, FRS, Bart.
Counselor At Law