I didn't know what to send, so what could I do,
I wanted to send something nice, by post to you.
You're such a special person, so dear to me,
On the internet, I've so enjoyed your company.
I could have sent money but it wouldn't seem right,
I could have sent a penknife or a good flashlight.
I could have sent a picture in a Chinese lacquer,
But no! I'm sending you a toy soldier nutcracker.