Yeah, buddy. Them epiphanies is sumfin' else, ain't they? That's "epiphany", not "Epiphone". Diff'rent things.

Now, havin' an epiphany about shit is not as uncommon as you might think. And havin' an Epiphone that is shit ain't real uncommon either.

Now, speakin' of epiphanies, I had a dream th' other night. I had a coin that had George W. Bush's head on both sides, but every time I flipped it, it came up tails. Wonder what that means? Gotta be somethin' like th' sound of one hand clappin' or the lyrics to "The Camptown Races".

Oh, the Camptown ladies sing this song,
Doo-dah, doo-dah

Try not t' think about it too hard, ya hear?