It can be high-quality performance GatorPopper. If you heard Lenny sing Here In The Real World or He Stopped Loving Her Today, you'd bawl in your beer. Can't go to karaoke tonight, got some reading to do.

Found a couple of National Enquirers on top of the recycle. They seem to have stories other publications missed. For example, the November 1st issue has a story "Jealousy Gone Mad, Woman Chains Up Lover Like a Dog."

He was working two jobs. She, thinking he was away from home too much, whacked him in the head with a crowbar, chained him, dragged him down the basement and locked the chain to a metal pole, left him there. Fortunately, it was a bicycle lock which he was able to break to make his escape.

Why haven't we heard of this story in the mainstream media? Why can't I find it in the wwww? Is this a coverup by FBI or NBC?