Okay, it's, like, my big brother's birthday in 3 days, eh? And I can't remember how the song goes. My brother is an idiot and he's getting bald too. But he is still my brother. So I want him to be surprosed and happy on his birthday. Me and his frineds (I hadda look HARD to find some...Arf! Arf!) are gonna arrange a surprise at home when he gets off work at the gas station. We are gonna nail him with buckets of ice water when he opens the front door, eh? And then we are all gonna sing the song. But I dismember the words.

Thanks, eh?

Oh. HIs name is Don. I call him "Dong" usually, but his name really is Don. That's for Donald. Like the duck! Arf! Arf! He is a real duck arse, come to think of it...so the name fits, eh?

- BDiBR