Arrh..See, thems stinkin' Elves are up ta their ol' tricks agin', pretendin' to likes to sail when weez all knows they hates the water. Roundin' the horn my arse. Theyz couldn't gets out outta harbour w/out sinkin', such lousy sailors is they.

Yooz all jess wait 'til Boxing Day when we Pirates thrash 'em good on the Football field at the Magnetic South Pole. When weez tru wit dem elves, Eric O'Viking is gon ta 'ave at them silly coaches of theirs, Kylie Minoque & Celine Deline. He'll teach them wwenches to warble a tune, he will.

HArrh Dee Harrrh harrrh.

We''l take over Christmas ifffin its da last thing thing we do!

Peg Leg Peirce
Co-Chair of the Pirates Versus Elves 2004 Committee