PIERCAM!!! The new answer to sleeping pills. Yes, if you find Kelpcam too exciting this is the one for you. Ideal for accountants, actuaries and other somnambulent life forms. Not suitable for those suffering from cardiac conditions. No wonder the squid looks pale.

A nightshirt with failing sight gropes his way among the ducks. He now knows what the expression "ducky poos" actually means. His website is now more webshite, still lots of hot water and a stiff brush should clear it up. Wonder if that would work for my keyboard.

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