A man is in a doctor's waiting room. He sees a nun totter out of the consulting room, in tears. The doctor appears and says, "Next, please !"

The man goes into the consulting room and asks the doctor, "What was wrong with the nun I saw come out of here, crying ?"

The doc says, "I told her she was pregnant."

"Good Lord ! Is she ?"

"I've no idea. But it stopped her hiccups."