There's a great song that John Denver wrote. (I'm sorry, my tongue is so firmly in my cheek that I find it hard to type!)Called: "Please Daddy" that starts:-

Please Daddy don't get drunk this Christmas

I don't want to see my momma cry,.....

I must admit that whenever I have sung it, the audience falls apart laughing. It's a great ice breaker. Perhaps it has something to do with the introduction I give it or the Yodelling in the chorus.

Great stuff!!!!

Cheers

Bugsy