Here's a few "mutated" Xmas songs:

Jimbob, the Red-neck Reindeer (a tacky little ditty my daughter and I made up a few years ago...you know the chords, I'd bet...)

JimBob, the Red-neck Reindeer Had a piss-poor attitude Stood around scratching his cojones And acting in a manner rude

JimBob, her liked his Lone Star, He liked honky-tonk from dust to dawn He liked to dance to the "Cotton-eyed Joe" And hurl his guts on Santa's lawn

Then one fuzzy Christmas day, Rudolf came to say "JimBob, you're just Cowtown trash!" And JimBob knocked him on his "heiney"

Then all the other reindeer Were afraid they'd get what Rudolf got So, Jimbob the Red-neck Reindeer Is still the toughest buck on Santa's lot!

and then...

I'm Gonna Wear A Santa Suit This X-mas (from the album "Twisted Christmas, Vol. 1)

A E7 A I'm gonna wear a Santa suit this Christmas A7 D As soon as I can get out on parole E7 I'll hang around your street A F#7 Your kids I'd love to meet B7 E7 As soon as I can get out of this hole A7 E7 A And I don't mind slidin' down your chimney A7 D 'Cause I just spent 15 years unloading coal D7 A F#7 I'm gonna wear a Santa suit this Christmas B7 E7 A As soon as I can get on parole

I'm anxious to be out among the living And I've made a list of folks I plan to see Duded up in red and white Instead of these old stripes Can you imagine how surprised their gonna be? I know the home town folks'll be glad to see me 'Cause by now it's slipped their mind how much I stole I'm gonna...

I'm careful to be on my best behavior 'Cause the warden watches everything I do I'm so glad he didn't see That fight in cell block 3 Or I'd here until I'm 92 Just a few more questions from that nice commitee And through those rusty gates I'll proudly stroll I'm gonna...

Kinda get's ya in that "holiday spirit", huh? ;-)