Just thinking what a thread for William SHATner. But then of course he did have a nasty attack of the Klingons!

Seamus, I'm sure that if Gervase can't help with your project there are plenty of others willing to help. The only problem I can foresee is gathering all the offending garments in one place for the big ( )hit. Almost amounts to biological warfare. Will Fedex play ball on shipping, and what is the description of goods and customs value?