Oh my Gaaaad, I've created a monster!!!!

And this is all the fault of a small white and ginger cat called Ceramin, who is at this very moment, downstairs, in the kitchen, blissfully asleep on my mother's cookbook (open at the Christmas Pudding page - last years effort took 30 mins to extinguish, going for the full hour this Christmas), totally unaware of what fame has in store for him...

Oh, and in case you are interested (serious threaders, pull out now) his name, with a hard C, is Latin. He is mostly white, with a ginger head and tail, with the odd splash of ginger about his body and legs. When we first got him, my husband took one look and said 'He looks like a used Q-Tip/CottonBud', and so he got his name, Ceramin, which is Latin for earwax.

LTS

And surely that should be 'chariots like the cat fart'....?