Crikey! That's a poser. That's a tough one. 'Ull is an 'orrible place, but 'Ell is no bed of roses either. I fink 'Ell might be worse, but that depends on where jOhn from 'Ull is at any given moment. As 'e is in 'Ull right now (I assume), it might be that 'Ull is worse off at the moment. It's 'ard to say.

Mr Satan, I fink you ought to go wif "Beelzebub" because it sounds so bleedin' UGLY! And I don't believe for one minute that you 'ave not been to 'Ull! Don't make laugh. You've got yer greasy 'ands right in the middle of most of wot goes on in 'Ull, in my opinion.

- Mrs Olive Whatnoll