The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #76526   Message #1359073
Posted By: The Villan
16-Dec-04 - 04:21 PM
Thread Name: BS: Please amuse MR SOOZ
Subject: RE: BS: Please amuse MR SOOZ
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment,they both manage to get to sleep, the woman on the top bunk,the man on the lower.

In the middle of the night, the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea....let's pretend we're married."
"Why not," giggles the woman.

"Right", he replies. "Get your own ******** blanket.