The priest was, like, on trial for violatin' his, like, rules of moral infallibitily, eh?

So, the lawyer for the persecution says: "What women have you had illissit and sinful and unlawful sex with since you was ordained?"

The priest hasta think fast, cos he don't want to tell a lie in front of God, but he don't wanta get x-communacated either! He thinks REAL hard!

"Nun," he says, crossin' his fingers behind his back...

Arf! Arf!

- BDiBR