An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing
to marry a man if he has never been with a woman. After several
unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal
ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life
in the Australian outback. On their wedding night, she goes into the
bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the
bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room,
naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner. "What
happened?" she asks. "I've never been with a woman," he says, "but if
it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get."