Subject: White House announcement


The White House, Washington)


The President climbs out of his helicopter with a baby pig under each arm. His Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Nice pigs, sir."


The President replies, "These are not pigs, corporal, these are
authentic Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for Vice President Cheney, and I got one for Secretary Rumsfeld."


The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade, sir."